hi. my name is tiffani.
melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FIFTH HARMONY WASNT EVEN SHOWING THAT MUCH MOTHERFUCKING SKIN BUT THESE GUYS ARE NAKEY AND EVERYONE’S LIKE OMG NO HANDS NO HANDS LOL YOU GUYS ARE THE FOURTHCOMING OF JESUS CHRIST WE LOVE YOU BUT WHEN WOMEN WANT TO SHOW THAT THEY’RE COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR SEXUALITY IT’S EWW YOU’RE A WHORE I AM SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU AND FUCK WHOEVER YOU FUCK WITH AND FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND FUCK YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND FUCK EVERY FUCKING THING YOU’RE ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Ferguson Rioters…STAHP.

love thy self.

candlehat:

i really love the song ‘hellfire’ in the hunchback of notre dame, but the fact that frollo just flops flat on his face at the end never ceases to crack me up

it’s just like

little-monsterss:

cocknurse:

after a blowjob

my bf and i after anything 

death-limes:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

FRENCH KISS

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

officialhydra:

m0rphlne:

lipstick-lesbian:

thattwatdeziree:

deafeningechoes:

lunabriluna:

cartelgathering:

kwills88:

I have like the weirdest boner right now.

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

One of the guys is from Victorious. I liked this though.

I loved this.. So much better than the kissing one.

This is fantastic

I love this so much and a lot of the girls were dimes

this reminds me of the movie thirteen when the girls are sitting on the bed slapping eachother

FUCK THE DUDE FROM VICTORIOUS THATS HAYLEY JOEL IN THERE
HES CHUBBY ANS BEARDY BUT WOAH

THIS IS POSSIBLY THE GREATEST VIDEO I’VE EVER WATCHED

tasteofdivinity:

aintnobodybusiness:

white boys..

HAHAHAHA

tasteofdivinity:

aintnobodybusiness:

white boys..

HAHAHAHA

trogdorthe-burninator:

hogwartshungervampirestimelords:

a-myriad-of-fandoms:

After being Hermione’s friend for 7 years, Harry still hasn’t understood how fucking badass she is. :P 

He pulls the same face 

GRANGER DANGER GRANGER DANGER

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan